Yes, I may be a chrone, but I still speak.

No, I do not have Chrone’s Disease.  I am something different.

No, I am not a crone.  I know how to spell.  Do not taunt me with a dictionary as you are no doubt tempted to do.

My speaking will enlighten and amaze you.  Do not be startled, your puny Earth brains will soon learn to comprehend my words without so much screaming.  It will just take a little getting used to, that’s all.

Please be patient while the speaking commences.  I expect it to start shortly.